While renovating our old house, my wife requested a specific, higher-end model of toilet seat for the bathrooms, the best available from our local hardware store. As I was checking out, the total for two toilet seats and a roll of duck tape amounted to a non-trivial sum of money. This induced the cheeky young man working the register to comment, "Damn! Somebody's got to have a pretty fancy ass so sit on that."
So true, my friend, so true.