Happy Valentine's Day (or Crappy Valentine's Day if you prefer, although you must admit that the thought of a chicken in love is enough to warm the heart of even the iciest of cynics amongst you).
So I'm undoubtedly exposing my geeky pedigree by posting
ASCII art, but whatchya gonna do. The truth would come out eventually.
Note: If the above text looks like a mish mash of scrambled punctuation instead of an amorous chicken, that is almost certainly a sign that you will have a very bad Valentine's Day. That, or you might just have a stupid browser. Who can really say for sure?