Commenting on the writings of the recently deceased Hunter S. Thompson:
Guest Commentator / Whore of the Right: You don't insert yourself into the story. It's just bad journalism.
Anchor Skank: Yes! Be "Fair and Balanced" [snicker].
Guest Commentator / Whore of the Right: Heh! Exactly.
At which point a lightning bolt came from the sky and smote them both.
I assume the irony needs no clarification.