Running late for class and trying to find a spot in the very crowded parking lot I finally saw someone getting ready to leave. I maneuvered into position, turned on my blinker, and waited. As the car pulled out another car zippped in the wrong way and stole the spot. I yelled, "Hey! I was waiting for that spot!" She yelled, "I've got school too!"
I said: "grumble, grumble, #@!, friggin' grumble"
I wish I'd said: "Yeah, but you've got no class!"