Friday, April 15, 2005

Un-Cool Whip

When I was a kid I really liked Cool Whip. When I was eighteen I was a dishwasher in a restaurant. One evening I snagged a half-gallon container of Cool Whip and a spoon. After my shift was over I went out, sat on a bench, and gorged myself. I don't like Cool Whip anymore.

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?


  1. A marshmellow peep.

  2. Mice turds in my grape nuts.

  3. Mmm... Peeps...

    And, Mom, I told you to stop eating mice turds!

  4. I've never considered actually eating a peep. But did have a similar gorging experience/cure involving a giant package of individually wrapped slices of american cheese as a kid. Now that rubbery-cheese and cellophane smell is my own private hell.

    But I like cool whip!

  5. Now that you mention it, I've had a couple of american cheese binges myself, although never so extreme as to permanently cure my fondness for the product.