Me: She's going to look weird, but that hair and the heavy eye liner and blue eye shadow... If she did something different she wouldn't look quite as weird.At which point the dorky, sarcastic commentary in my head said, "Ooh! Bad Eighties Elf - awesome band name!" (yes, the dorky, sarcastic commentary in my head is not afraid of rehashing old jokes).
Sarah: I think she' going for a sort of elf thing.
Me: Yeah but it's not even like cool Millenial elf. It's like bad Eighties elf.
So my question to you is as follows. If Bad Eighties Elf was actually a band, what genre would it be?**
The other question is, what would be the name of their first single?
* I don't mean in the naughty sense. That's an entirely different matter.
** Again, since this is all for my own lame amusement, I have absolutely no expectation that anyone will bother to respond. On the other hand, if you did choose to respond, think how pleasantly surprised I would be.