Middle of the night:
"I can't sleep. My bed is so hard and yours is so soft."
A little desperately, "Well, in the morning we'll see what we can do about it."
A little more desperately, "Yes, but yours is a magic fairy bed."
Very desperately, "Ok, well I'll go talk to Mama and see what we should do about it, and I'll be back in 5 minutes."
"Ok." (asleep in 30 seconds)