- A banana-mayonnaise sandwich: My mom and I don't see eye-to-eye on this one, but in my book it's a decidedly funky combo. I didn't bother to examine it before digging in, and the first bite was quite a shock. Sorry, Mom.
- A syringe: No, my mom is not a junkie. We raised sheep, and regularly bought syringes from the farm co-op for administering their meds. She was being thrifty, reusing one of the co-op bags, and the last syringe had simply been overlooked. Nonetheless, it caused some alarm and confusion when I discovered it at school sitting in the midst of my classmates.
What's the strangest thing you ever got in your lunch?