Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Pop Quiz #2: South Beach Edition

Last time was fun so let's do it again. While on South Beach I saw this woman:

She was a sight to behold: giant visor, big funky sunglasses, a thong (I should mention that she was definitely, er, past her thong-wearing prime), and finally... the shirt. While the entire package was noteworthy, the shirt pushed it over the top. It was an old, threadbare, white, cut-off t-shirt (under which she was wearing nothing else). Most importantly, she had customized the shirt by scrawling a large message on the front in black marker. So here's your question:
What did her shirt say?
I'll give you a hint. It wasn't a giant question mark. I'll give you another hint. Her schtick was, "I'm wacky and crazy."

As always, there are many wrong answers, and yours will almost certainly be wrong, but if there's one thing you should have learned by now it's that here at Slimbolala we don't give a rat's ass for the truth. So knock yourselves out, and may the best Slimbologist win. Tests will be graded by my pet drunken monkey (he was cheaper than a TA) and will be returned promptly whenever he feels like it.

Good luck.


  1. Let it all hang out!!

  2. "I Luv Rock n Roll!!!"

  3. "Medications Have Not Diminished My Sense of Humor"

  4. Anonymous4:45 PM

    MEN SUX!

  5. "Got Milk?"


  6. My vote is: " Still crazy after all these years"

    Tom's vote is: "You wanta flash!"

  7. kphiker1:32 AM

    uhhh, "you're only as old as you feel" ... or "there's no fool like an old fool" or, maybe, "some like it hot" ...

  8. Oliver10:55 AM

    "Crazy is as crazy does"

  9. Anonymous2:40 PM