Saturday, July 23, 2005

The Birds, the Dogs, and the Bees

I was walking my dog when some neighborhood kids came up and began asking questions about her. What kind of dog was she? How old was she? Had she had babies? Etc. Then the conversation took a turn I wasn't quite prepared for:
"When a dog hops on another dog that means they're having babies, right?"

"Well..."

"Kind of, right?"

"Well... yeah... they're working on it."

"Mmm-hmm"
Of course, then I explained the importance of doggy-abstinence, the beauty of doggy-matrimony, and, as an absolute last resort, the necessity of doggy-condoms.

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