Tuesday, July 12, 2005

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Here at Slimbolala we're very excited to announce our new Slim-Buy-Lots-Lots line of gifts and merchandise, special items carefully selected to enhance your Slimbo-lovely lifestyle. Today's featured item:

The holidays are mere months and away, and you're stumped. The question? What to get that screw-loose nut-job in your life: Crazy Aunt Trudy, Weird Uncle Joe, that sociopathic bastard of a boss you've got. You know the one I'm talking about. They're miserable. They hate life. They hate your gifts. They hate everything. What does one do?

Well, fret no more. This year get them the "Psychotherapy Gift Certificate":



Buy them an hour. Buy them 100 hours. It's not just a gift. It's a way of saying "You're crazy, and I'm sick your crap."

Who wouldn’t love it?

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