- "Process management is process management is process management."
- "A fool with a tool is still a fool."
- "We've got [something-or-other]* out the 'gump stump'."
- The instructor had poor hygiene in high school.
- "An apple is an apple is an apple."
- "Configuration management is configuration management is configuration management."
- The instructor didn't have his first beer until he was 25.
- "Training is not training is not training."**
* Sorry, I was spacing out.
** That last one was a bit tricky. He kind of mixed things up on us there.