Whew!

You can't see it, but I'm doing a vigorous booty dance right now. This booty dance symbolizes two things:

1. It is The Booty Dance of Joy and Relief - joy and relief that we appear to have dodged the bullet, and New Orleans will not be turned into a Giant Bowl of Death Soup.
2. It is The Booty Dance of Sorrow and Concern - sorrow and concern for our coastal brethren to the east who certainly don't need another of these damn things. We wish you the best.
   

Let us all take a moment to booty dance together.