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What if you just bought it? Bought it (but did not install it) and then waited? Maybe on the porch, every night? With a bat. Or a beer."Hey. Been waitin'. Where y'at?"
Perhaps. In all honesty though, I think this guy lacked the foresight to actually carry off any such scheme, so I would probably be waiting a long time. The more likely reality is that he had just snagged it from somewhere and would have been perfectly content to exchange it for enough money to buy a couple of 7 a.m. beers.