Friday, August 05, 2005


While I was walking the dog this morning, a guy tried to sell me a lock for my front door. Hmm, buying a lock from a sketchy street dude, what could possibly be bad about that?


  1. What if you just bought it? Bought it (but did not install it) and then waited? Maybe on the porch, every night? With a bat. Or a beer.
    "Hey. Been waitin'. Where y'at?"

  2. Perhaps. In all honesty though, I think this guy lacked the foresight to actually carry off any such scheme, so I would probably be waiting a long time. The more likely reality is that he had just snagged it from somewhere and would have been perfectly content to exchange it for enough money to buy a couple of 7 a.m. beers.