Last night the conversation, for whatever reason, turned to the question, "if you were a beverage what would you be?" Among the other participants there was a high-end, chilled vodka, a Jack and Coke, and two undecideds*. We were also able to identify two (non-present) acquaintances as milk and Malibu coconut-flavored rum respectively (I must confess that neither of these were intended as compliments). Initially, I couldn't decide what I was. We discussed it for a while. Then Chilled Vodka said, "Oh, you're coffee", and we all felt silly for not having thought of it immediately. I am unquestionably, undeniably coffee.
What are you?
* Sarah flatly rejected the suggestion that she was "sparkling water".