Ask, and (sometimes) ye shall receive. All hail "John"*, Queen of Slimboland:
And there she is
Walking on air she is
Fairest of fair she is
See. We truly do live in the best of all possible worlds. Ahem.
If you have no idea what the hell is going on, don't despair. I tried to count and came up with at least six inside jokes / obscure references in this post. Oops, make that seven.
* If you live in rural Missippi and do "art" welding, you just might be a cracker packer.