Alas, "Hilary" and "John" are flying our Gulf Coast coop and moving to Beantown*. There they will pursue further studies in "Artsy Art" and "Artsy Robots of Death and Destruction"** respectively. The state of Mississippi is now an even sorrier place than it was before. We will miss them.
At least we can still be neighbors in Slimboville.
* Make sure to catch their new reality show , Cracker Packers Go to Town, this fall on Fox.
** Or something like that. We're actually a little confused.