Alright, so my truck died a slow and moldy death, but now I've got a new ride:
Bad-ass, huh? A super simple, one-speed Schwinn Cruiser with coaster brakes. All black. No chrome. I love it! Perfect for zipping around town taking pictures of weird crap painted on buildings.
Now if I could only figure out a way to put my Johnny Cash bumper sticker on it.
Ask and ye shall receive.