Crikey, I’m on the edge of my seat with anticipation. “Gump stump” is so close to being a slimbidyad, with Slimbolala currently taking the number two position. I can’t stand it. It just makes me want to say:
How much gump would a gump stump stump if a gump stump could stump gump. As much gump as a gump stump would if a gump stump could stump gump.
There. That should do it.