Sarah overheard the following conversation while waiting in the FEMA line:
"You know they're working on ways for people to live longer. Scientists are doing stuff with mice and are gonna make people live to be a 170. I saw it on 20/20."* Southern for "greasy."
"That'd be good. I'd like to live that long. So, how old's your grandma now? How's she doing?"
"Greazy? She's in her seventies, but she looks really good. She's doing real well."
"That's good. Now, tell me how she got that name again?"
"Well, we bought her an answering machine, you know, so she could get messages, but she couldn't figure out how to use it, and now when you call her it just picks up and says, 'greazy!' We started calling her Greazy, and it just stuck."
"How'd she get 'greazy' on there?"
"She doesn't know. She thinks maybe she was talking about chicken."