Friday, January 27, 2006

Pop Quiz: Choose Your Own Adventure!


Remember those "choose your own adventure" stories from when you were a kid? Well, this is just like that except it's "choose your own bleak, existential narrative", and instead of being presented with lots of exciting choices you just have to write the whole damn thing yourself.

What's this guy's problem? You decide.

6 comments:

  1. spurge11:03 AM

    Bad case of swamp ass.

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  2. Bleak and existential, indeed.

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  3. kphiker9:37 PM

    "wife just called -- tests came back and it's cancer. i could handle that maybe, but mom's run away from the nursing home again and grandpa's alzheimers is getting worse. i never thought it would be so hard to turn 60."

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  4. Mama didn't breastfeed.

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  5. Bad hair day!

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  6. The correct answer is:

    D) All of the above.

    Yikes!

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