Biking home yesterday, I saw this doll in the trash:
Cute, huh? But you know what would make it extra cute? A third eye, normally hidden under its yarn-hair, but now exposed since the hair has become detached. Oh, wait. It's already got one:
Yowsa! I'm imagining the moment when little Sis discovered it and went into a berserker screaming fit. No wonder its in the trash.