Monday, April 24, 2006

Eatin' Chevys, Shitin' Fords



I like to believe that the single "t" in "shitin" is not an accident but a deliberate use of the British variant, shite.* You know, to class things up a bit.

* Best pronounced with a crappy, faux-Scottish brogue.

7 comments:

  1. um, did you find that truck in the woods of Maine?

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  2. It should be "Eton Chevys".

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  3. Damn! Must be one of them there Dodgers.

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  4. I love this sticker. There are so many things wrong with it. And I'd like to see some sort of medical shematic of the Dodge's digestive track, depicting the process by which it extracts the nutrients from Chevys and gradually turns them into Ford-ish shite.

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  5. That must mean that Chevys rank far above Fords. A Chevy is a composite of assimilatable truck material and the worthless remainder waste that is a Ford. The Dodge separates this composite, incoporating some elements into itself and excreting the rest. I like the idea that despite the superiority of food over shit, the Dodge is a truck of a wholly different order (since it gives the Dodge form to the merely useful Chevy material).

    An interestingly different point could have made with a bumper sticker that described Dodge procreation.

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  6. What I love is the Pierre Part Reebok right there next to the sticker, ready for stepping through all the Ford shite that the Dodge has shat.

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  7. "Pierre Part Reebok" - I love it.*

    * For those of you in far-flung and barbarous corners of the world, that's a little shrimp boot humor, the iconic footwear of the South Louisiana Cajun, classically stashed, like this one, between the bed and the cab of the truck when not being worn.

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