I grew up largely in Virginia. I fall roughly within the long-tall-drink-of-water body type. I'd like to get myself an all-girl backing band. We'd call ourselves:
Virginia Slim and the You've Come a Long Way BabiesOf course, we would all have to smoke goofy, skinny, girlish cigarettes throughout every performance. And the corporate sponsorship would be a no-brainer. Come on, this is big money. We'll make a mint (menthol mint, that is), selling sleek sophistication and death to millions of debonair ladies around the world!