This is a map of the states I've been to:*
The red ones, that is. I would have preferred blue, but whatchya gonna do?
Or at least I think it is (I'm a little fuzzy on a few of them). I've got it pretty well locked up east of the Mizzizzippi (damn you, Vermont! - and Michigan! - and maybe Rhode Island although I can't really remember!). Things get spottier out west, but that's alright. I don't need your stinkin' natural beauty, hiking trails, and comfortable fleece garments. If smokestacks and overfarmed land was good enough for our Founding Fathers, then by golly, it's good enough for me.
Go here to make your own.
* By which I mean, you know, physical states, like with boundaries, not states of being, 'cause, dude, don't even go there. Man, this one time I was so...
Note: Sorta stolen from Insaknitty.