Posts, Pictures, and Pointless Ephemera
Or maybe it's my lack of arms.
Or the fact that he didn't buy all the "armless" sweaters when he had the chance.
or maybe his arms are tied behind his back at the elbows, and he's regretting that day when he accidently tripped the guy in the black hat...
I dunno, it might be the bushy eyebrows too!
I also think it's the eyebrows.
Man, this guy's got it rough.
I think it is because he has no neck!