In a press conference today, Mayor Ray Nagin was asked how the planned sale of New Orleans to France will affect local citizens. He responded that the French Emergency Management Agency (LaFEMA) has been on strike and non-functional since 1983 "so the people of New Orleans should detect no discernible change in services."*
* Ba-doom-cha! Don't worry. The new version of this site, Slimbolala 3000, will have a built in laugh-track, so you won't have to try so hard to figure out what's supposed to be funny.