Friday, May 26, 2006

"I Ain't Drinking the Fucking Water."

Apparently it's Vulgar Day hear at Slimbolala. I overheard the following while biking to the coffice this morning:

A woman walks back into her house, carrying a plastic jug full of water, which she has just filled at the outdoor spigot. A man walks close behind her, scowling.

Woman: I ain't drinking the fucking water.

Man: Baby, you're the only one who uses the ter-lit [toilet].

Woman: Well, I'm not pooing in a fucking box.

I guess that settles that.

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