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a) Chickens.b) Monkeys.
Most definitely monkeys! It's not because I have Uber now and we plan to do the monkey-whisperer thing and become rich and famous. It's because monkeys ape us at our best and worse. They can also be trained to play practical jokes on people that we would shy away from.They also groom each other obsessively which always good for a laugh. They're also better at stand up comedy than chickens. They have more original material that's socially relevant.
monkeys. for two good reasons...* opposable thumbs.* chickens don't fling poo.sorry if the latter is somewhat crass, but face it, it's true....
Monkeys. It's their delivery.
Monkey's in the lead.
I very much want to be contrary and vote chicken, but ever since I saw that chicken eat that mouse, "funny" is not what I think when I look at or think about a chicken.So, monkeys, I guess.
A chicken eating a mouse? That's hilarious!
What I really need to see is monkeys riding chickens.Then you get the whole "C.C.E.E.H.H." shebang.
Monkeys. Chickens are just creepy. Anything that can have its head removed, AND THEN RUN AROUND, needs to be avoided at all costs.
I feel like everybody must already know about Whiplash, the World's Smallest Cowboy, but I can't help take benji's suggestion as a chance to direct you all to this:http://www.whiplashrides.com/ I have told the chicken/mouse story, right?
Mon dieu! Whiplash! Never heard of him but pleased to make his acquaintance. Apparently we travel in different circles (mine being the one not versed in the shenanigans of a chaps-wearing monkey).And I have heard the chicken-mouse story, although I can always hear it again. Mouse-guzzling chickens, how can that ever get old?