"I don't like bobos.* I don't eat bobos. I eat breakfast bars. I drink milk. I drink water."*** Boo boos. (Minor injuries, for the kiddie-illiterate among you). No, this was not a commentary on either bourgeois bohemians or old shoes.
** Word for word, this is an accurate transcription though the actual diction was something more like, "Ah don lahk bobosh. Ah don eet bobosh..."
Overheard from my friend's 4-year-old godson a few years back - said to himself:
ReplyDelete"Don't hit abuela (grandmother). Don't bite abuela. Don't eat cat litter."
Sage advice but apparently it took him two encounters with the litter to find it out. I think he was reminding himself not to try again :)