There was a preponderance of nerds, weirdos, and losers, but also a surprising number of Bs and even a splash of A or A-ish folks*** bringing us to an average grade of (da-da-da-daaa!):
B-OMG! We're "socially in the mix," just barely, but whatever. This is like the best day of my life! OMG! I can't wait to tell my mom!
* You complicated types were given a single, average value using whatever gall-durned logic I felt like.
** The fact that I made this chart clearly demonstrates why I was a C.
*** 'Cause frankly I assumed you were all on the fast train to Dorkville.