Saturday, July 29, 2006

Nuke Their Ass

Sarah spotted the following bumper sticker yesterday:
NUKE THEIR ASS AND TAKE THEIR GAS
Gosh, well, there it is. I guess that pretty much sums it up.*

There were several other attributes that placed the driver in a reasonably coherent demographic cluster:
  • The driver was a white male.
  • He was driving in Jefferson Parish.
  • The vehicle was also adorned with a yellow ribbon, a "Bush/Cheney" bumper sticker, and a sticker that said "Fight Crime. Shoot Back. Jefferson Indoor Shooting Center."
Their was, however, one datapoint that strayed far from the anticipated grouping. What kind of vehicle would you expect to see the sticker on? Hmm? Shooting from the hip (at the Jefferson Indoor Shooting Center, of course), I'd say a Ford F-350 or some such hulk-a-hulk-a-hulk-of-a-truck. But I would be wrong. Are you ready?
  • a Toyota Camry
What? Excuse me, Mr. Nuke'em. Please get it straight. Ignorant racist nitwits do not drive Toyota Camrys. Everybody knows that. It's on page 3 of the Ignorant Racist Nitwit Handbook, for crying out loud. Do we also have to go over the "You don't eat tofu-dogs on the Fourth of July" and "You don't read books (unless they're tawdry thrillers written by Bill O'Reilly)" guidelines.

Jeezum, some people. What's the world coming to?

* I suppose, at least, you can appreciate his honesty. It's more to the point than "LIBERATE THEIR ASS AND TAKE THEIR GAS."

3 comments:

  1. Bottom line:

    Icky dude, but not a gas guzzler!!

    (I'd rather he pollute his brain than our air).

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  2. Hysterical!

    Maybe the Camry in his pants is what's making him so mad...

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  3. Anonymous11:46 AM

    I saw a bumper sticker that said "No Fat Chicks". Amen!

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