Thursday, August 03, 2006

The Jennifer Aniston of Olives

I was so funny at dinner tonight. Do you want to hear what I said? Are you ready? We were eating olives, mixed olives. I picked one up and said:
"This is like the Jennifer Aniston of olives - no pit."
Get it? Get it? No pit. No Pitt. Oh, snap! That shite is hilarious. Whew! The Jennifer Aniston of olives... I slay me.

4 comments:

  1. Amanda12:01 AM

    It's good somebody thought it was funny, sweetie...

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  2. Snap indeed.

    Incidentally, I had the Mel Gibson of continental breakfasts the other day - no juice.

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  3. Wow, we've just invented an entirely new type of comedy, Horrible Celebrity/Food humor. Soon there will be Horrible Celebrity/Food Comedians. They will be even more loathed than Prop Comics. But mark my words, they will exist. And it all started right here.

    I'm so proud.

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  4. Slimbo, you've been cutting edge for a while now, but this is another quantum leap in your ever-evolving bag-o'-tricks. Who would have thought that a new genre of stand up would come from a lowly pitless olive? It all goes to show that looking through a hollow olive can bring new untold things into being. It's all good, non?

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