Monday, August 07, 2006

Joe Feels Bitter Regret



Oh, Joe, you forgot to buy skeleton keys at the hardware store. So sad. At least the bitter pang of regret reminds you that you're alive. Except, being a skeleton and all, you're actually dead. La-ti-da, such is life... I mean death.

Buck up, little pal. This too shall pass.

<- Previously on "Joe the Skeleton's Big, Very Exciting Day."

2 comments:

  1. Jumpin' Zombie Jesus, Joe look what you dun' forgot! Joe look at yerself. How can you can you live with yerself being a skeleton and all?

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  2. Now I think Joe needs a shrink, where he is hypnotized, irreversibly, to think that he has an invisible pet to keep him company. It talks, in order to remind him not to forget things and such.

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