When Louise started school, we had to fill out a questionnaire about our current living arrangements. We have now learned that we are technically "homeless", and consequently, Louise qualifies for free lunch.* This strikes me as both hilarious and absurdly sad.
They also offered to assign us a caseworker. We declined.
* "Free and reduced lunches" are a standard metric of poverty in schools, so "free lunch" means a lot more than just free lunch.