Posts, Pictures, and Pointless Ephemera
Sacre Dieu! Silver skeleton keys are to wolves as crucifixes/garlic are to vampires. I know it doesn't help Joe now, but in the future...
JOE!!!Oh I regret being so flippant about the snakes, thinking a skeleton HAS no mortal coil to worry about...Tis a consummationAnd to think if he hadn't dawdled over his mortality so long there would have been more time to get the skeleton keys, cruel, cruel fate.
The leg bone's connected to the knee bone. The knee bone's connected to the...oh poor Joe.