Monday, October 23, 2006

You'll Sell Your House in Hell!

The house on the corner is for sale. There is, as is the custom, a "For Sale" sign in front. It's a pretty typical sign:



It says, "For Sale." It's got a name, some phone numbers, a picture of a house... a picture of a house... a picture of a house… Unholy crap! What in Satan's name is that?!



I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to understand from this that Alyssa Preston is a demon. Now, I'm not prejudiced or anything—I fully support a demon's right to pursue any career he or she wants, real estate agent included—but does one really want to advertise the fact? Is it an effective marketing technique?

Well, maybe: "If you do not buy this house, I will flay you alive! I will wrench your beating heart from your chest and gnash it betwixt my fearsome teeth! I will drink your blood in a goblet crafted from your skull! I will build a comfortable armchair from your bones, where I will sit and listen to the eternal screams of your damned soul! And did I mention it has a jacuzzi?"

Whatever works, I guess.

5 comments:

  1. AAAAACK!

    I don't understand? Mari Gras mask? Halloween spirit?

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  2. Mardi Gras. I am so frightened I cannot
    spell!!!

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  3. Exactly. It's not simply that they were obviously going for something and missed their target. It's that it's impossible to even figure out what they're going for. Strange. Strange. Strange. Strange. Strange. Strange. Strange.

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  4. Francine11:25 PM

    Its definitely freaky. I'd like a follow up. A little investigative work. We tried searching for alyssapreston.com, but that's the site of a country music singer. You gonna call her and find out what her freak's all about?

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  5. I'm scared. You call.

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