
* Commie smurfs.
"Why we goin' this way?"
"Because this is the way we're walking Penny."
"No! I wanna go da other way!"
"Boy, you sure are opinionated."
"Thas 'cause I wearin' panties!"
What makes a monkey evil?And...... time. Rat-a-tat-tat-ta-da!
Monkeys are evil by default. The more appropriate question would be, what occasionally makes monkeys good. The answer is unknown.
Where does an evil monkey's soul go after death?
Orlando.
What does "monkey business" really mean?
This idiom first appeared in the texts of Ancient Sumeria where monkeys often served as prostitutes. And I think you know what it means...
How did the phrase "monkey on my back" originate?
This idiom first appeared in the texts of Ancient Sumeria where substance abusers and others social outcasts were marked with a large scarlet monkey.
Is their a relation between string theory string beans and string cheese?
Add Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup and you have a delicious casserole.
Is there space and time in heaven?
The Earl of Oxford says:"It is therefore evident that there is no place or void or time outside the heaven. For in every place, body can be present; and void is said to be that in which the presence of body, though not actual, is possible; and time is the number of movement. But in the absence of natural body there is no movement, and outside the heaven, as we have shown, body neither exists nor can come to exist. It is clear then that there is neither place, nor void, nor time, outside the heaven. Hence whatever is there, is of such a nature as not to occupy any place, nor does time age it; nor is there any change in any of the things which lie beyond the outermost motion...." On the Heavens, Bk. I, ch. 9.So, um… yeah.
Do you believe in an ultimate truth persay (as related to the idea of limitless possibilities and even probabilities)?
All I really need to know I learned from Roger Miller:You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
But you can be happy if you've a mind to.