Monday, December 18, 2006

Pop Quiz: I-Wear-My-Sunglasses-at-Night Edition

We'll see how this goes...

Defend or rebut the following assertion:
Bono is a jackass.
Points will be awarded for persuasiveness. Extra points will be awarded to anyone who actually makes it seem plausible that Bono is not a jackass.

8 comments:

  1. The Saints are Coming.

    Other than that, yeah, he's a jackass.

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  2. pro bono:

    he is the preeminent advocate for cataract prevention and general eye safety.

    anti bono:

    he has a son named Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q.

    he sang on that horrid "do they know it's christmas?" song (which, despite its good intentions, is still awful)

    overall: he wins the steve-O award.

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  3. Pro Bono:
    He sang on "do they know it's christmas?"
    -the hands-down funniest dumbass Westerners holiday song of all time.

    It doesn't even make sense.

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  4. I'm loving the "pro bono" pun. I wish I'd been smart enough to think of it.

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  5. Pro bono. I like"Do They Know It's Christmas"(I know, I know it's awful but) and he has done a lot to raise awareness of and funding for the treatments of AIDS

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  6. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Well it seems most of us tend to be focused on "extra points" in general because, obviously he's a jackass.

    My defense of the principal assertion is that these (pro Bono) arguments are inadmissable due to the obvious "grade grubbing" tendencies of your readers!

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  7. Now, he's being knighted.
    Being knighted seems about as arbitrary as winning an academy award.

    yep. Sir Bono.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/482894p-406416c.html

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