The directions are simple:
- Click on the image to make it nice and big.
- Print it.
- Color the duds and President your favorite shades of red, white, blue, and Texas-bred pink.
- Cut them out.
- Dress your President in spurs and leather.
- Make "ka-pow! ka-pow!" sounds as you shoot the bad guys.
* Pronounced British style: 5 syllables, emphasis on the second.