We gave the gals each a little box of candy hearts.* One of them said "HOME RUN". Does that seem quite right? What if it said "3RD BASE"?**
* Little known fact, in pagan times suitors presented their loved ones with baskets of actual hearts engraved with sweet, sassy, and romantic messages. True story. Check the interweb.
** Ahh, trash-talking the contents of candy hearts... takes me back to the good ol' days.