Sunday, February 25, 2007

Slim-Pensées: You Are What You Don't Eat

Dietary restrictions are the measure of the neurosis.

2 comments:

  1. Huh, that's funny, I thought I was a diabetic lo these 30 years. But, cool, looks like I'm just neurotic!!! I'm gonna go eat a snickers now. THANKS!!!!!

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  2. Uh oh, my feeble joke has failed, and the readers are angry. (Now, Steve, you know I'm not talking about you. It's those other ones, the cray-zee ones. Shh…they're getting closer!) Let's try again:

    Dietary restrictions are the measure of the neurosis. Except when they're not.

    Incisive? Maybe not. Irrefutable? Ab-so-lutely! And stay tuned for future Slim-Pensées in which I talk trash about grandmothers, kittens, and firefighters.

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