Friday, March 30, 2007

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors That Have Not Sold As Well As Hoped For

  • Chunky Skunky
  • Fat Wife
  • Couch Cushion Crunch
  • Camden, New Jersey Super Fudge Chunk
  • Abu Grape

11 comments:

  1. Garth4:38 PM

    funyun brulee
    magic santa
    heath bar coronary
    dirty hippie

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  2. Yes, yes! (I particularly like Dirty Hippie: patchouli swirls and chunks of real Birkenstock.)

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  3. No, no!

    And I'd steer clear of the Abu Grape/ Magic Santa swirl, as well. So creepy.

    Also F.Y.I.: Toe Jam con Leche only sounds good.

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  4. Anonymous7:22 PM

    How bout

    Swirl 'o' chunk
    Wacky Yacky
    Hot Choco LaTaco
    Mint Cherry Long Island Frozen Tea bag

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  5. Moist and Yeasty Funk Chunk

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  6. Junk-in-the-trunk-chunk

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  7. Nice!
    Can that alternately be called ga-dunk-a-dunk chunk?

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  8. Absolutely. Well done!

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  9. Lord, you all are taking this thing straight to the bottom.* And seeing as how I'm a filthy dirty bird, I'm inclined to go right there with you. But this time I'm going to take the high road and abstain. I will not say a word about "Panty-Butter Pecan". No ma'am. Not me. Mm-mm. Mums the word.

    * Literally. (Crash-boom-pow!)

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  10. Gravel-ly Road
    Coffee Les Grinds
    Ashtray Ole
    Drool-ce de Leche
    Hangover Swirl
    Gym Locker Pecan
    Too Much Oatmeal
    Sink Drain Scramble


    (I like ROTC Road too--but what would you put in it? Shoe polish and brass buttons?)

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