Lord, you all are taking this thing straight to the bottom.* And seeing as how I'm a filthy dirty bird, I'm inclined to go right there with you. But this time I'm going to take the high road and abstain. I will not say a word about "Panty-Butter Pecan". No ma'am. Not me. Mm-mm. Mums the word.
funyun brulee
ReplyDeletemagic santa
heath bar coronary
dirty hippie
Yes, yes! (I particularly like Dirty Hippie: patchouli swirls and chunks of real Birkenstock.)
ReplyDeleteNo, no!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd steer clear of the Abu Grape/ Magic Santa swirl, as well. So creepy.
Also F.Y.I.: Toe Jam con Leche only sounds good.
How bout
ReplyDeleteSwirl 'o' chunk
Wacky Yacky
Hot Choco LaTaco
Mint Cherry Long Island Frozen Tea bag
Moist and Yeasty Funk Chunk
ReplyDeleteJunk-in-the-trunk-chunk
ReplyDeleteNice!
ReplyDeleteCan that alternately be called ga-dunk-a-dunk chunk?
Absolutely. Well done!
ReplyDeleteLord, you all are taking this thing straight to the bottom.* And seeing as how I'm a filthy dirty bird, I'm inclined to go right there with you. But this time I'm going to take the high road and abstain. I will not say a word about "Panty-Butter Pecan". No ma'am. Not me. Mm-mm. Mums the word.
ReplyDelete* Literally. (Crash-boom-pow!)
ooooo, la-la!
ReplyDeleteGravel-ly Road
ReplyDeleteCoffee Les Grinds
Ashtray Ole
Drool-ce de Leche
Hangover Swirl
Gym Locker Pecan
Too Much Oatmeal
Sink Drain Scramble
(I like ROTC Road too--but what would you put in it? Shoe polish and brass buttons?)