God only knows how this will go:
You mad-lib it. I consult the tickling of my fancies and, just maybe*, draw it:
And don't forget this is a family blog, you filthy beast.
* All the usual caveats apply: I'm slow, lazy, and unreliable; prone to manic enthusiasms and easily distracted. As my daughters like to quote to quote to each other, "You get what you get, and you don't get upset."