There's a guy I've seen around town a couple of times recently who's built a full-size charcoal grill into his bicycle. That's the kind of ingenuity this city needs.
What other about-town oddballs have we got?*
* For starters, there's the Hank-Williams-blasting-cowboy-hat-wearing-truck-covered-in-tiny-figurines-driving fellow. I saw him again a little while back. Glad he's still around.