Some places have lots of young people bars. This place has lots of old people bars, often enforced by a "No one under thirty-five" policy.* Whoo! I make the cut. At last I can realize my dream of whiling away the days, sipping on Crown and Seven and talking about nothing as classic R&B plays in the background.
* I thought of this on Fourth of July Eve as I walked past "Silkys", and it was hopping with lots of very sharply dressed folks (and nary a thirty-four-year-old to be seen).