Friday, August 10, 2007

Contest of Cartoon Captions*

Why should the The New Yorker have all the fun?** Let's have our own cartoon caption contest. I draw. You caption. (We'll see if this works.) Today's illustration:



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Submit your entry.

All submissions will be judged by a panel of monkeys in top hats and monocles (each possessing an achingly dry wit that far surpasses your own). Winners will be awarded our grubby, thumbed-through back-copies of The New Yorker.

* Note the unique name. No lawsuits here, nosiree.

** Because you know that place is cray-zee: late night fact-checking parties, ribald puns about ampersands and tildes, uproarious debates on the comparative merits of en versus em dashes. Whoo! (Actually, I would like to see that en/em dash thing.)

9 comments:

  1. "Now, I suppose you think that I'm going out to get worms for them!"

    "Well, what happens when you want to have a nap?"

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  2. "If you wear that to bed, I'm gonna eat them in the night."

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  3. "Your fashion sense really cracks me up."

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  4. Anonymous1:11 PM

    "Nik, do you suppose we really need another pet?"

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  5. "a bird in hand is worth two in the bush"

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  6. "Dear, that hat just screams 'cheep' to me."

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  7. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Wesley wins!

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  8. Yeah, the "cheep" is pretty damn good. (Why didn't I think of that!...grumble...grumble...)

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  9. Anonymous5:49 PM

    "The pastor is not gonna appreciate it."

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