Monday, August 06, 2007

Dress Your President in Rhinestones and Satin

Our radically intermittent series continues:

Legislature? Never heard of 'em. Judiciar... joo-dish-uh-who? Never mind that. All hail The King!


Cut. Dress. Lewdly swivel hips and sing in an uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh baritone:
Hey now, if your voter support base leaves you,
And you got a tale to tell,
Just take a walk down Lonely Street
To Heartbreak Hotel.
*
* I'm sure there are countless wry political puns to be made with clever reworkings of Elvis lyrics. All I could think of was this crap.

1 comment:

  1. It reminds me of this classic:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28066
    Can we put him in a similar suit next time?

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