Posts, Pictures, and Pointless Ephemera
"...wouldn't lose that in a snowstorm."
...in regards to something disgusting: "That would gag a maggot."...or just shorthand for "yuck":"It was very gag a maggot."
I love this. I humbly request that it become a regular feature at your site. It's not worth a fart in a mitten.
...that's higher than a cat's back! (in reference to something costing too much)
Going to hell in a handbasket!!Eating high on the hog!!How about those? I think they are good ones!!
Similar to Antley's, but I used to work in a record store and once had a customer tell me our prices were "high like giraffe pussy."
I like 'em all, but I've got to say that last one made me laugh out loud.
How about "shit or get off the pot"
posted more than a month laterDear Sir,I have just discovered I committed a crime against originality on your blog: gag a maggot has been done. Actually, the more colorful gag a maggot off a gutwagon, has been done. Oh, the shame.Therefore, to make amends, I shall contribute yet another expression:"Well, you can't polish a turd."This one I hear used very sparingly by an elder family member to end a gossipy conversation about a person that is beyond hope. It works.Sincerest apologies,Anonymous of the 5:54PM post.