Like this one:
It's like if Leonard Nimoy got a pill problem and was kicked off Star Trek and became a nightclub owner. It's like that. (See, that was the commentary.)
The Leonard Nimoy Come-On Line Game:
If Leonard Nimoy really did become this pill-popping, club-owning groovy-daddy, how would he chat up women?
- "To resist this would be... illogical."
- "My ears aren't the only thing that's pointy, baby."
* Though of course, it's not actually random. How could it be? I'm not a Random Number Generator (RNG). I'm not even a Pseudorandom Number Generator (PRNG). No siree... But I am an effective Whim Generator (WG). Whims will work.
Note: I just got the vague feeling I've posted this illustration before. Have I posted it before? Hmm... Actually checking would be tedious. It'll ride.